"If my dog doesn't like you, then I'm sure I won't like
you". Jane Prideaux
"If you
hate a dog, it will hate you back" Gillian Firestone " The
dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly
demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals."
James Thurber
"A dogs prayers would be answered if bones would rain
from the sky." Beth Little
"If you don't have a dog, a least one, there's not necessarily
anything wrong with you, but
there is definitely something wrong with your life." Beth
Little
"I'm living the Life of Riley." Mimi Dawson
"May I always be the person my human thinks I am." Mimi
Dawson
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." Max
Eastman
" I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong
answers. Unknown
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
"Dog's lives are too short. Their only fault, really."
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
"Dogs never care when you get home, even if it's late. They love ya! Even more."
NandShelti
"A dog's life is spent looking for love, an owner's life is spent looking for the
right dog to love." C.B. Harmon
"Dogs don't care what you throw on the floor." C.B.
Harmon
"Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other
dogs." Jerome K. Jerome
"Does the sound of running water make dogs have to pee too?"
Mark & Buster
"If you play with the dog, he will lick your face."
Spooops
"I said ride, not walk." Mimi Dawson
"Don't look at me like that, I put my head on your pillow because I'm tired."
Mimi Dawson
"Of course I'm barking, I'm head of security." Mimi
Dawson
"A dog is a favorite acquaintance, it gives unconditional love."
Someone
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
Ogden Nash
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